Bloat Mind = Wallet Shrivel

03-20-2020. Now, before we get started and break loose inside this blog post, let me warn you, my mind isn’t working correctly, its going to be chaotic, then you will get a few laughs, maybe! I feel amazingly well but I was up until 3:00 AM this morning for no reason what so ever, this is part of what stress, anxiety, PTSD, depression, and bloatware looks like, they cripple your ability to focus and think straight. Just this one paragraph is challenging to complete, no way I will do any real physical labor today, which really hurts, it will translate into more problems when attempting to sleep tonight. I just saw a neighbor walk by, Adairville is such a nice place to live, but please SLOW DOWN on High Street, this is our home, not a race track. A lot going on in America currently, a team member texted, their employer closed temporarily.

NO!!!!! Kaspersky I do NOT want a darn subscription!!!! I already got one from you, and paid it two weeks ago, leave me alone, lolol!!!! Here we go again???!!! A subscription based business??? What a lame, stupid, ignorant model, you idiots the vast majority of Americans are BROKE financially, they can’t afford an extra pizza every week, much less ANOTHER monthly payment. I guess another CEO somewhere needs another yacht, or a condo, or to prop up his broken shattered immature Godless ego. Ouch!! VPN will protect you from data collection??? Not hardly, what a lie, the only way for a human to protect their data, is to never put it online, everything is a risk, fear mongering is wrong on so many levels, and I don’t scare easy, HAHA. I will however sign up for a monthly subscription to true, real, honest, financial freedom, thanks.

Here we go, lets drill down!! Yes! Alright, spring is springing, now giant spray rigs sweep across the landscape as large agribusiness continues to swallow up vast swaths of the landscape. Whatever, no sweat off my back, not ideal to me but, warriors adapt and overcome. Our new theme here for the site, is much more powerful than I realized, I mena like wow, and this version of WordPress is just unbelievable, finally I am able to load widgets all over a page. Still running only 1, read it, ONE plugin, WP Super Cache, more blaoted plugins are not the answer, less plugins is what works. Heavy complex themes >>> HAHAHA!!! Have fun losing your mind while your site never gets fully developed and the content looks like a 5th grader wrote it, lolol. Refund for pro plugin for theme is being processed, thanks guys, appreciate it

Ran into a sweet opo again, down at the corn crib, Heather Dawson says he is an elder, will keep an eye out for him, if he gets sick and needs help in his last few hours of life, decided to name him Charles. Front page (welcome) is being redeveloped, had some CDC fliers about COVID-19 up, they are too heavy, took them down. Today’s GTmetrix score for Welcome is 900 milliseconds at best, 75.8KB in size, 9 requests, page speed score “A” or 97%, Yslow score is “A” or 94%, very happy with those numbers but still waiting on host and SSL company to get their act together so the CDN can do its thing, we got an “F” grade 40 for lack of CDN because of this. Something is wrong with page compression, only scoring a “C” or 78, need to contact the bigE on shadow team, let him flesh it out, or send me somewhere to get it done.

Still working on image type and size, these are being resized in Irfan View open source program to 1000 pixels wide x 563 wide, much to learn about images going up on the web, very complex and detailed if you want, it will take me more time. I just thought of a bully, when we first started some coward sent an anonymous message through the site messaging app, said our business “sounds like BS to me”. Oh yea??? Why don’t you walk up here to my front porch and tell me that??? HAHA!!! Jokes on you bully, look at the site and business and team and projects and contracts and traction now. What are you gonna do to us, learn how to be a hacker / criminal, break in and take over, have fun trying, this site is bomb proof, multiple copies stored in multiple places, even the hosting company can replace it for me instantly almost, from their backup copies. Poor sad bullies, I bet its a lonely life, I pray for all of you, naa, not really :-).

Creek is blaoted, computer came loaded down with bloat, Americans are over stuffed and bloated with food and financial debt and paranoia, and the crazy wheel just keeps on spinning for the average family. Around 60% of all homosapians in the USA can’t cover a $1,000.00 emergency without borrowing more money, homo means human being, while the participle sapiēns means “discerning, wise, sensible” BUT guess what, that is NOT a smart way to live or attempt to run a family!! COVID-19 Pandemic??? Job loss??? Shrinking 401Ks??? Panic in the streets???? Anxiety and depression???? Threat of divorce and loss of children from the little perfect princess??? Painful I know, that is why I started prepping for this emergency 7 years ago, and discarded about $175K in debt, like a used shopping bag, and today I am not worried, at all.

Yes, guilty as charged, I destroyed the front yard by driving in it during wet season, it will grow back and recover very quickly, odds are your 401K or stock account or sanity won’t, this stuff is not that complicated, just stop signing up for stupid greedy subscription based businesses and contracts, get control of your bloated mind and purge the garbage and Facesuck out of it, lean on God and Jesus, STOP being selfish, and watch the magic and blessings and transformation appear!!! Forest floor is changing now, recently someone tried to tell me about my life and business and finances, haha, the only one who knows that whole story is me, and of course God, and the government has part of the picture and they should, we run a straight up legit legal registered ethical transparent business here!

I get it now, lets see, duhhhhh, you went to college, your “smart” and “successful”, you know how the world works, you love the world, careful with that, it will come back to haunt you my friends. Now days college is a trap, it has become an indoctrination camp for financial slavery, might be better to avoid it entirely, go back to “savage” mode and living in a tent, I will rent you a spot by the creek, how is $200.00 a month??? Sound good??? LOLOL!!! Oh little grasshoppers, you say life is short, not true at all, life is exactly the way it is supposed to be, happiness is not a vacation or destination or a hotel room or an Instaego account, fulfillment comes in giving, and only a financially strapped debt slave is a taker. I would give anyone the shirt off my back pretty much, I am so blessed it makes most peoples heads spin.

Automatic update shauomatic cupcake take a great big bite out of my NOamatic WAYake!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! Microsuck, Greedgle, Samsuck, Dellequiant, and all the rest, and their greedy little stock holders, your just going to need to speak with your analysts, cause in order to get me to bite and crack me, your going to need to PAY ME!!! Snicker! Snort! HAHA!!! Sly grin!!! Wait a second, I used to be certified by Microsoft, maybe I still am, by golly I think I am, and yes I still used Windows, and NO I do not hate them, I am promoting them sort of, but enough of the broken code and bloatware please. Netflix = NO. Microsoft payments = NO. Amazon = NO. Google = NO. Facebook = NO. Social Media = NO. Lenders = NO. Car payments = NO. Abuse = NO. Debt = NO. Corona Virus = NO. Threats = NO. Fear = NO. Hateful wife = NO. Corporate slavery = NO. Ranch for sale = NO. Freedom = YES, YES, YES!!!! ~110%!

Kick ’em when they’re up, kick ’em when they’re down, Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry???? Nope, the laundry needs cleaning, and so does your mind and computer and bank account and monthly budget, from the greed and corruption and hate and anger and disrespect and bloatware and debt. Lies???? It will last for about 3 minutes with me, and if I catch someone committing a crime coming in my direction, your going to get reported to the authorities immediately, no criminals welcome here, never, ever!!! Smart??? Quick minded??? I bet you don’t qualify to borrow another penny, probably maxed out already, call my firm, we can help, and we do, ask one of the first time home buyers who got a $160K grant, that met us.

Are you a widow maker??? Or a home wrecker??? How about a white collar criminal??? Well, just like the widow maker in this pic, you will get cut down eventually see, yes, it can be intimidating to deal with you, at first glance, then, after a few seconds of study, we just start up the saw, and chop it right down, to the ground, forever, then all is safe once again, in the immediate vicinity. The principles of natural law can never be broken we can only break ourselves against them, gravity and rot, can never be stopped, and crime will continue also, please do not even consider for a second of bringing it to my ranch or my house or my mind or my bank account. Thanks. Hard work pays off, need to log off and debloat the mind and stress, I am going to do that right now. Let me run one more GTmetrix test on this page, just to see who we did, hold on I will be right back.

I will need to close out the post before I can measure every byte on the page but before I do, let me say, we have only begun to fight, the virus, and the lenders, and the greedy property owners, we are on tope and will stay this way, even if I need to cancel every single insurance policy we have that is not required by law. As the dumbing down continues, shallow people like to play, mostly it is harmless but so time consuming, go play with each other kids, and let real men do real work and make real money for real honest families and wives and children. WARNING!!!! This post might EXPLODE with truth, and putting stickers and signs and bright colors all over the world will NOT stop gasoline from being volatile and combustible, and it will not keep people “safe”, too much is only making everyone paranoid, and I am not biting.

Again, loving the new free theme, and version of WP, just incredible what you can get for “free”, best things in life are free, no money involved, like sunsets, and I have not seen one in days, something must be very wrong. Numbers, data, they tell a story, if your living check to check, and tired, and confused, call us, we will set you on the road to recovery, but work is required, Netflix will only make it worse, stop trying to blot out reality, wake up, go full ghetto if you must, go super warrior, start prepping by utilizing principles of natural law…honesty, fidelity, hard work, compassion, affection, tenderness, understanding, meekness, humbleness, and Godliness. Thanks for being here, tell a friend, don’t follow and share, just be real, and come take the tour out at The Triple J Round Rock Ranch!!!! Be sane, be free, and be happy!!!! Now, lets check those scores and readability tests!!! Have a great day, see below,

Marc White USN-RET MCP CEO


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OUCH!!!! HAHAHA!!!! Am I getting dumber too????? LOLOL!!! I knew it, half way brain dead today, oh well, try again tomorrow. Sleep, I need more sleep….less stress and more sleep. TEXT READABILITY CONSENSUS CALCULATOR
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Timestamp: 03/20/2020 — 01:38:30pm

Purpose: Our Text Readability Consensus Calculator uses 7 popular readability formulas to calculate the average grade level, reading age, and text difficulty of your sample text.

Your Results:

Your text: Bloat Mind = Wallet Shrivel
Articles, Finances / … (2031 words total)

1.
Flesch Reading Ease score: 71 (text scale)
Flesch Reading Ease scored your text: fairly easy to read.

2.
Gunning Fog: 11 (text scale)
Gunning Fog scored your text: hard to read.

3.
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 8
Grade level: Eighth Grade.

4.
The Coleman-Liau Index: 7
Grade level: Seventh Grade

5.
The SMOG Index: 7
Grade level: Seventh Grade

6.
Automated Readability Index: 8
Grade level: 12-14 yrs. old (Seventh and Eighth graders)

7.
Linsear Write Formula: 11
Grade level: Eleventh Grade.


READABILITY CONSENSUS

Based on (7) readability formulas, we have scored your text:

Grade Level: 8
Reading Level: fairly easy to read.

Age of Reader: 12-14 yrs. old (Seventh and Eighth graders)